Aries - August 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Large hats have rarely been better starred outside of Texas this month.

Memory games are about to take on an almost mystical superhero type accuracy this month, thanks to a sort of Neptune jubilee type thing. But these powers are all dependent on the exact re-creation of a complicated sequence of things you did the day before, all relative to Neptune's position to you in the universe. It is all very complicated - but being a superhero is much more complicated than you have been led to believe (and certainly more complicated than putting on a cape and jumping).

Losing and finding scissors, clear adhesive tape and pens are well starred this month - look closely where they are found as the planets may have left a coded sign.

This month your lucky Olympic bit is the pulling on of the tight leggings for an equestrian event.


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