Aquarius - August 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Whilst everyone knows that the planetary powers of influence are omnipotent, they are particularly being focused on a small patch of London at the moment during the Olympics. Putting shots, non competitive taekwondo with cats, and judo with supermarket workers, are all well starred especially at times of conjunction, dusk, and typical weather for your area this time of year.

Fears of failing should be put to the back of your mind for much of the time especially when speed parking this month.

The hairstyle of the postman who delivers a package to you on the 18th of the month should be read as a personal message from Jupiter.

This month your lucky Olympic bit is the closing ceremony.

 

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