Virgo - April 2012 - Funny Horoscope

The likelihood is that even Mark Harmon isn't as cool as you are about to be in some kind of altercation involving mustachioed, heavily tattooed, men in their mid forties carrying an impressive overload of BMI. You will stand your ground impressively, if a little fool hardily.

Walk-in closets continue to provide advantages over other systems of storing your clothes once again this month - and they are still the best place to hide when stalking a famous person.

Embrace taxes in all of their forms this month especially sales taxes and income tax.

Your lucky combination this month is a rain coat in the Nazi-German style with the big pointy shoulders, a cuddly mouse soft toy and a banana.

 

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