Convoluted plots, particularly in movies that don't make any sense whatsoever, are your lucky movies this month. This forecast is sponsored by the World Convoluted And Bad Plotters Of Movies Association.

The height of movie stars is about to pique your interest, when a movie you watch with a movie star you like seems to have been craftily edited to disguise his/her real height. You are right, this happens all the time, the famous movie star you suspect of being quite short, is. There is a website you can check to confirm your worst fears if their PR people haven't managed to hack it yet.

Your lucky combination this month is a World Wrestling Championship belt from 1983, a part eaten pineapple and a President Nixon for president again pin.