Attempts to think outside the box this month are doomed to failure as Saturn clouds Sagittarius' creativity with a sonic thump to the right side of the brain.

Quiffs, quaffs and curly fries are your hair, drinking and junk food, well starred favorites this month.

Running in slow motion, maybe bouncy slow motion with your hair and body bouncing even when not performing for a hair shampoo commercial or a foreign country version of Baywatch, are all modestly starred.

Your lucky combination this month is a ripe peach, a stuffed rook from a bird that appeared in the original Omen movie, and a fake beard.