Pisces - April 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Shoe laces will come undone 5% more than last month, as Saturn's influence on shoes returns to the long term trend.

You will have a choice this month whether to watch a 3D movie with those blue/red glasses, or try a new meditation technique Pluto inspired 'scientists' from countries of which you had never heard have developed which apparently allows you to see 3D in a flat 2D image.

Drinking coffee in coffee bars is well starred in a Neptune-Starbucks sponsored tie up in North America and Europe for the first two weeks of the month.

Your lucky combination is a Snoopy doll, one of those dangly hats with a pompom at the end old men sometimes wear in bed in old movie and a 5% charge left AA battery.

 

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