Libra - April 2012 - Funny Horoscope

"Let's play chicken in our cars like those crazy ass kids did in them movies of the 50s", "Get away from that ledge" and "Let's go bungee jumping at the cheapest place we can find" are your exciting death defying activities this month, and for much of the rest of the year, or your life, whichever ends sooner.

Car wash's under [Your currency] 5 are well starred unless they are for some kind of charity.

Color coordinating your clothing with a partner or a friend is set to become seriously laughter provoking amongst both the polite and the impolite this month.

Your lucky combinations are a ginger haired person, a berry fruits yogurt and a small yappy type dog.

 

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