Gemini - April 2012 - Funny Horoscope

You are about to discover that your local police consider that a fast walking protest march is a riot, this month. Try to stand next to fatter than usual people so they can take the impact of riot police 'restraining', especially if the fatter than usual people are also wearing absorbent clothing should the riot escalate to the water canon level.

A Barbra Streisand impersonator, who likes nothing better than to super camp up her 'Don't Rain On My Parade' hit, is set to bewilder and entertain in equal measures this month, especially in supermarkets and hardware stores.

Chilly, chili, but not the Red Hot Chili Peppers, are your lucky spice and temperature type themes this month.

Your lucky combination is a tropical fish tank, a watch stopped at 9:17 and an out of date invitation to a birthday party.

 

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