Cancer - April 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Expensive looking, solid, high backed chairs with backs covered in red leather, or leather type material, is the perfect place to try out your new, affected, drinking from wine glasses style you have been practicing.

High and low pressure is well starred in weather maps all month, especially on Wednesdays and Fridays.

Cordial, fruit juices and even squashed fruit road kill are all well starred as long as you get any pieces of grit out before eating it.

This month your lucky combination is a dog pleased to see you (as in the video below), a cup cake with a smiley face and a stuffed squirrel.

 

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