Aries - April 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Your lucky rap rhymes this month include: 'mother' with 'another', 'cucumber' with 'your number', 'tomato' with 'potato' and 'kisser' with 'miss her'.

Favor London's Big Ben, the Rockefeller Building in New York or the Kremlin in Moscow, in any touristy shaky plastic snow storm souvenir last minute purchases.

You may be called upon by a member of the legislature to help in some kind of debt restructuring for your country. Whatever you do don't let them charge anything to your credit card until noon on the 19th of the month.

The Titanic, the Lusitania and the Hindenberg are your lucky disasters all month.

Your lucky combination all month is a ballet shoe, a soldier's beret and a picture of Keifer Sutherland.

 

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