Scorpio - September 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Bunting, balloons and witty phrases hand painted on boards people carry at protests, are all well starred this month, especially if there is a red color involved somewhere.

In spite of this, choose the green and black pens over the red and blue pens in your DVD title-marking activities this month.

How many times should you make eye contact during a walk and talk down the street? It's a difficult one, and Jupiter has the answer for you on the back of a milk carton on the 19th of the month.

This month your destiny shines like a gleeful security guard asking for your ID when he knows you don't have it.

 

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