Beware realistic dreams that sound like the plot line to some sort of afternoon movie as the Sun gives off flares that whip round the Earth and slap you in the head as you sleep on the 7th.

Jack is about to influence your life this month in every conceivable sense: Jack the lad, jack of all trades, and Jackson Pollock to name but three.

Loud troublemakers are about to become useful this month especially as a diversion to your il doing, or cheap street entertainment that won't be coming round with a hat later for a contribution.

Omega 2, 3 and 18 are your lucky Omega oils this month.

This month your destiny joins the end of the queue like everybody else...