Libra - September 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Bald heads are set to become pivotal this month in some sort of decision or other. Keeping to a deadline has never been your strong point, but a cross bald person, under the influence of Saturn and a funky Neptune, is about to impose a deadline that cannot be ignored.

Tucking things into clothing has never been better starred: Ties into shirts, shirts into underpants, socks into trousers, are all equally lucky.

Allow a dog you are taking out for a walk some slack this month, particularly when it feels impelled to stick its nose into something you may find disgusting.

Your destiny laughs at the 1990 computer geek whom insists that Googling means to search for something on the internet.

 

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