Beware fat women with noticeable cleavage and arms filled with flowers this month, especially if you look kissable.

Any creative endeavor will be improved 300% this month if you are leg bendingly drunk, until well into October.

Writing the letter 's' is your lucky letter this month, especially when writing by candlelight by the window at night as the horse pulled carts canter down the gas lit road and the cats sing jazz tunes in a Walt Disney Aristocats kind of way.

This month your destiny wears the teddy boy quiff of the 50's despite the bald head of reality.