October 2011 - Funny Horoscopes

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Welcome to theVoiceofReason.com's comedy horoscope service

AWARDS

Zeus Mercury Award For Star Gazing During The Financial Crisis, February 2011, Sagittarius and Capricorn

Indecisive Club of Belgium Funny Horoscope Of The Year 2009, either for Taurus, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Cancer or Libra

The Underhand Tippers of Maitre 'd's World Alliance, Slipped $20 for a Taurus Horoscope, March 2011

Back Slap Of The Year from the Bear Hugging Bikers of Idaho 2008-2010

 

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