Virgo - October 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Castigate, prevaricate and masticate are your lucky gate and cate words all month.

Gunky stuff is well starred at times through the month especially if the thing that is gunky is supposed to be that way. Fortuitously gunky stuff should be investigated thoroughly - maybe prod it with a pencil or some such a bit - before deciding how to proceed.

Summing up columns is your lucky computer spreadsheet activity this month, especially if the column is E through H.

If you have no idea what F4 does on your computer keyboard October is not the month to try pressing it.

This month your destiny is inhibited by the guy who definitely has it in for you in IT.

 

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