Taurus - October 2011 - Funny Horoscope

An academy wants to give you an award. Make sure your telephone is free when they call and for goodness sake sound surprised when you answer - don't tell them we told you they were going to call, we got into trouble last time for doing that.

The number of meals you can make out of minced beef continues to amaze you even after all these years. Hungarian cooking and dumplings is well starred until the 19th.

Prefer Dusty Springfield, then the Beatles and only then the Rolling Stones in any request for a preference of your favorite British US invasion acts of the 60s.

This month sit ups are well starred as are single armed press ups and jumping about enthusiastically without much of a method.

This month your destiny shares the goals of Carlos Tevez.


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