Scorpio - October 2011 - Funny Horoscope

'Too much too little too late', 'Cuda wuda shuda' and 'Shoobey doobie doo' are your lucky absent minded songs to hum, whistle, sing and tap your foot to this month.

Your recent good fortune when walking down dark alleys in the wrong part of town is set to mostly continue, apart from a brief moment of unmitigated terror at one incident - the timing of which is yet to be confirmed by your leading scare- planet Jupiter this month.

Swimming in shark infested waters is 2.7% luckier than usual this month, as is sky diving, sticking your fingers in the electric point in your home and driving the car fast into the garage on the assumption the automatic door opener works in time.

This month your destiny is formulating a new television reality series for a minor cable channel.


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