Sagittarius - October 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Clicking your food blender to one mark below full force is the lucky setting this month - that's even for things you only want slightly chopped - it's one hundredth of a second at high speed for rough chunky cut, says Saturn.

Favor hair products in squeezy bottles for those Sagittarius still blessed with a full head of hair. If yours is only a partial head of hair, shampoos in hard brown bottles are 35% better starred than usual. For 100% slap heads wash with soap and water in a north easterly direction all month.

Sony is your preferred electrical brand this month if we get their advertising money on time. Otherwise it is Panasonic.

This month your destiny watch's and waits for the right time.

 

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