Pisces - October 2011 - Funny Horoscope

The German Bundestag is your lucky democratic institution this month, followed closely by the Israeli Knesset and then the Russian Kremlin.

Driving cars fast down narrow alleys filled with an improbably large number of empty cardboard boxes is your iconic 70's classic cop show way to drive this month.

Beware multi time dimensional vortexes in all of their forms this month, especially on Friday evenings after dark.

Ensure you are eating enough tomatoes, particularly the expensive ones (sponsored prediction from the Tomato Eating Board).

This month your destiny shines like a Sun the size of a small pony.

 

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