Leo - October 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Coconut oil is your lucky frying, massage and furniture polish oil this month, especially if frying chicken, doing back rubs and buffing mahogany tables between the hours of 5-8pm or until dusk whichever is sooner.

Artificial sun bathing is well starred particularly a new craze thought up by planet Neptune - of tanning on sun beds in the dark outside at night - introduce it to your neighborhood for added Kudos.

An idea that reading a scary book will keep you awake one night this month is ill starred on many levels. The most likely outcome will be that you nod off to sleep unexpectedly and into a Nightmare on Elm Street world of men with sinister claw nails determined to scare you even more with a Doctor Evil type bladed-finger to the lip.

This month your destiny shares the dreams of a man with an exotic well fitted hat.


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