November 2011 - Funny Horoscopes

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AWARDS

"Rivet, Rivet" Frog Impersonators Award, Sagittarius and Taurus, March 2011

Voted Most Likely Horoscope To Be Read To Aliens In First Human-Alien UFO Encounter 1984-2011

Penguin Droppings Lovers Association, Cancer Horoscope, December 2010

Haunted House Armour Plated Statue As Predicted In A Gemini Horoscope January/February 2010

 

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