Virgo - November 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Finger painting, cutting shapes out of potatoes and then stamping them in paint and then pressing them onto paper, and using a spray paint gun are your lucky playtime painting methods this month especially if you are under 8 years of age and are being supervised by a person who has scant regard for the conventional meaning of the word safety.

Laughter continues to be the best medicine this month, especially that laughing medicine you bought from that big guy on the corner last Thursday who told you to not look at his face.

Following our suggestion that you have a daily affirmation routine last month, this month we suggest adding 'jumping for joy' to your list. So remember: it's now hug yourself, look into the mirror and say you love yourself and then jump for joy...

This month your destiny is ashamed of nothing.


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