Taurus - November 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Favor the number 5 in any dice game or crap shoots (if you think you know what that last phrase means and it doesn't sound inappropriate.)

Dreams of flying and elephants are well starred especially when dropping off to sleep in the cinema, theatre or at a children's school concert.

Doing the classic bodybuilder pose with your arms clenched forwards in front of your clenched chest, is well starred this month, especially after a good coating of walnut oil to make you physique glisten - photography note: get all the lights set up before you put the oil on or it could go horribly wrong.

This month your destiny shambles like an overly drugged singer who thinks nobody can notice.

 

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