Scorpio - November 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Keep a safe distance from people who use the term riddle me this. This strange turn of phrase is odd at the best of times, but tends to indicate a geeky-needy-out of touch personality type that may be difficult to get rid of if you need to ditch them quickly in some sort of emergency that involves running.

Curtains and small shrubbery's are your lucky interior decoration features all month.

Boxes that are ticking, delivered by your postman, can be treated with scant regard, even nonchalance, this month, particularly if you haven't ordered a clock or some kind of legitimately ticking item on the internet.

This month your destiny heralds a period of austerity, lavishly and at length.

 

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