Sagittarius - November 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Being rude to employees in the bank has long been something you admired in others, but were scared of doing yourself because you had a fear that somehow it would come back to affect you. The Occupy movement around the world is increasingly making you more belligerent towards banks, and, from the 8th of the month, Uranus is on your side too which indicates that 50% more belligerence on your part will have no noticeable affect on your relationship with the bank. Be careful though, 51% + and it starts to look dicey.

Slow motion dancing is a new craze about to take off as the Dancing With The Stars (aka Strictly Come Dancing) television program continues to grow in popularity.

This month your destiny feels like the excited expectation of a dart before it is thrown at a dart board.


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