Libra - November 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Lizards, especially the big human size V tv series ones, are surprisingly well starred this month apart from in tricky situations where you have to check their teeth.

Gingerbread figures, apart from men, are well starred this month, with reindeer becoming almost supernaturally lucky this month and next especially if you start eating them from the head first - there's only a moderate luckiness if you start eating from the rear end, or one of the legs first.

Walking on cracks in pavements has rarely been better starred than on Friday mornings.

This month your destiny is like that lost hour when the clocks go back from daylight savings time at the end of summer.

 

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