Leo - November 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Backfiring cars are well starred this month, especially in situations where the sound would normally provoke a vicious neighborhood shoot out. Now might be the best time to check in your country's driving rule book to see what the correct hand sign/indicator pattern is for a backfiring car - it's around page 76. Those who's lives you will save will be oblivious to your efforts, such is the life of a superhero Leo.

Squashing things is well starred this month. That, of course, includes crushing drinking cans, oil cans, water bottles, and cars in those large industrial crushers, but also includes flower pressing - rarely has squashing things seemed such a gentle pleasant thing.

This month your destiny walks like a duck and quacks like a duck but is not a duck. Go figure.

 

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