Embrace full and miniature body sized officially licensed recreational catapults in all their forms this month - we're thinking particularly back to the Batman tv series of the 60s - and dwarf throwing for all sizes.
Bright yellow belts are well starred for a brief period until 4th of the month.
Cup cakes with a cherry on the top but with no butter cream visible are averagely starred once again.
Sausages continue to be badly starred this month, as sausage factory workers come under the haphazard hygienic influences of a cost cutting Saturn influenced management.
This month your destiny wobbles carelessly like bright green gelatin dessert on a plate.