"No, oh no", "No, no... I don't think so", and "Hmmm, sounds interesting, but I'll have to pass," are your lucky phrases to indicate a negative this month.

A Tricetocerous is your lucky made up dinosaur name dinosaur for the first half of the month, a Brontosocerous for the second half.

Favor satsuma's and tangerines over kumquats even in a 1980s TV's Dynasty revival settings until well into August.

Choose the invisibility cloak over time travel and ending aging as the next technological breakthrough in any arguments in a bar or in a supermarket with checkout staff.

This month your destiny wants to shave its head in a Britney Spears type breakdown.