Taurus - May 2011 - Funny Horoscope

A friendly skeleton, a grumpy Ronald McDonald, and a president who completely fulfils his election promises, are your double bonus points things to look for on the road during your next long journey that you and the family take, this month.

This month's workout tips include bending your knees, correctly applying hand wraps and eating spinach backwards while blindfolded.

You will come up with the funniest punch line to the joke: 'An astronaut, a dinosaur and Barack Obama walk into a bar' of all the star signs on the 7th of the month.

Don't blame it on the good times, the night time or even the boogie until the 7th of next month.

Your destiny is starting to compute.

 

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