Speeches that include meaningless euphemisms, so wide generalizations they could not possibly ever be wrong, and a nice hair cut, are your preferred methods of announcing that you intend to stand for president this month.
A favorite stripy t shirt will be stained by either tomato sauce or red wine just above the left nipple area, mid month.
Your lucky swear word is still too rude to be printed in this family newspaper.
In any multiple choice exams favor A's over C's every time.
This month your destiny wears a saddle.