Sagittarius - May 2011 - Funny Horoscope

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance is your saying of the month.

A favorite tweed jacket of yours is about to come out of the closet for a triumphant return to the party circuit after the 5th of the month.

This month your favorite baby video will be this one:

This month your destiny has all the characteristics of a hippopotamus unable to find his favorite water hole.

 

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