Libra - May 2011 - Funny Horoscope

After last month's ability to spit any length, or width, or height, the planets will strip you of this power as quickly as it was given you. You won't even be able to spit out properly after you brush your teeth this month after 17th. This disability will also extend to any kind of sneezing fluid ejection until well into July for some reason known only to the planets.

Trampolining, jumping on your bed, and falling to your death without a parachute from a jet airplane are all well starred this month.

UFOs are about to enter your life in an unexpected way this month, especially at times when your ability to video the evidence is at its most difficult.

Your destiny needs a kiss on the lips but will settle for one anywhere.

 

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