Gemini - May 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Trips in horse drawn open carriages have only a 7% chance of rain this month, especially on Thursdays, the best it's been for over 500 years.

Beware sinister sounding men with overly deep, or overly high pitched, voices, wearing masks - especially in dark alleys, corridors, or back stage in creepy old theatres, well into the next New Year.

Flute playing, whistling and smoking pipes of peace are your lucky blowing with your mouth activity all month.

This month your destiny has taken its happy pill.

 

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