Aquarius - May 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Favor film noire to 3D action movies this month, especially when they feature leading actors who's names begin with a Wa, a Ho or a Gi.

Green hoses are your lucky garden watering implement especially now that Saturn is helping you in any chores around the backyard. Jupiter continues to hold dominion over leaves and grass cuttings until later in the year. Luckily, Neptune has got your back on weeding and planting out seedlings for most of the time, but only when the weather is fine.

Beware all broadcasting organizations with initials that end in a C until well into the next century.

This month your destiny shares the pain of a long distance horse rider with a long face.

 

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