Virgo - March 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Early morning Virgo joggers should continue to run down by the docks at dawn, unless the drug dealing cartel that has gained control of the area has got its delivery in from Afghanistan in which case it is best to avoid the bonded area as security will be especially tight.

After match, or race, interviews should be avoided until well into June.

General statements should be preferred over specific comments until after lunch on the 10th.

This month your destiny fancies what's in box number 21.

 

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