Sagittarius - March 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Avoid apparently knowledgeable motivators who claim that life is like a bowl of soup, especially if it is chicken soup as that is almost definitely some sort of copyright infringement.

Plastic packaging which can only be opened using considerable dexterity, sharp knifes or scissors, or a physics degree module on mould packagings, are set to pepper this month with moments of frustration.

You are about to be confronted by a fifteen year old child who apparently knows everything you know, but can remember things much quicker.

This month your destiny is cooking at 220 when the instructions said 190 degrees.

 

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