Pisces - March 2011 - Funny Horoscope

You are about to meet your double this month in a bizarre coincidence involving carpeting.

Favor comic book heroes with whips seamlessly incorporated into their costumes until well into the August silly season.

Pop songs in the charts that have a clean radio version but have a very naughty word in the original lyrics if you look it up on Youtube (like Cee Lo Green's 'Forget You', or Pink's 'Perfect') are about to provide you with a moment to show off your street smarts to ruffians and horrify your parents at the same time.

Resist your impulse to break into full musical production songs like in Glee in public places on the 16th of the month, even if a small water fall or fountain, or even a water cooler is involved.

This month your destiny is out there in the thick of it.


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