Leo - March 2011 - Funny Horoscope

You will once again find yourself at the center of world events this month, as your bizarrely accident prone internet usage continues to amaze experts. If truth be told it was you that led to the internet being disconnected in Egypt last month. Your recent discovery that the F11 key makes your internet browser go full screen, is having some disastrous side effects in some parts of the world that engineers at Microsoft are having sleepless nights over. Now may be the time to start learning C and C++ programming languages.

Lemurs are on the brink of becoming your lucky Madagascar animal this month, replacing those long necked giraffe beetle type thingies. Beware: lemurs do look nice and cuddly, but make sure you cuddle a tame one, or a dead one. Never argue with a lemur over nuts.

Favor porous over non porous rocks until well into June.

This month your destiny is studying for a Geology degree.

 

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