Gemini - March 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Recycling, which you are doing far too much of, is about to become dangerous in a film noire meets Godzilla type way but without the expensive special effects.

Underwear modeling is a new career option for you following your diet and working out regime of the last 18 months. Well done. (Best to book an appointment to have any excess body hair removed about two days before your first show.)

Horses with names beginning A-M are about to become lucky from 1st - 15th of the month, N-Z for the rest of the time. (Warning from the planets: Do not be tempted to use this information for gambling purposes - that would be very bad.)

This month your destiny accepts debit as well as credit cards.

 

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