Comfy chairs are about to become up to ten times more comfortable this month as planet Mars transects the plain with no name. Plan for sheer decadent pleasure in cushions, bean bags and pillows until the mid year marker, too.

Heimlich Maneuvers will be successful only 45.65% of the time this month, up from 45.64% average for last year.

Decisions involving baby / child care can only truly be agreed upon after drinking three glasses of wine quickly.

Your destiny greets the new day with a loud exhalation.