Cancer - March 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Lindsay Lohan is your role model this month, especially when redecorating living rooms or bedrooms (not bathrooms or kitchens).

Furniture with wood like coverings continue to be two percent below completely possessed until well into April - ignore what the devious pseudo timber is saying, it is trying to break your spirit.

Red spinning office chairs are your lucky office downtime, twizzling, or rolling, entertainment/race vehicle this month.

A wise Cancererian fills the swimming pool in an east to westerly direction during the full moon this month.

Your destiny is like a moonwalk but up and down not backwards.

 

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