The words of the great sage Charlie Sheen will ring in your ears this month: 'winners will continue to chew at the words of critics violently this month'. You, too, should be sure to watch your overly critical tongue, especially to those named Chuck who remain protected by the confluence of a perspicacious Neptune.

Brazil nuts continue to be your lucky nut for 92.5% of the time, especially in any jungle or toll road based endeavors.

You will decide to write your t's differently this month after one is misread as an l, causing confusion and a minor accident with a supermarket trolley on the 5th.

Kissing Swedish style remains your greeting kiss (for both sexes) of choice this month.

Your destiny wears the purple hat of a flabbergasted dictator.