Virgo - June 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Talking in one of those cafes they have in Paris where you sit at tables on the street is well starred this month, especially if you've perfected that thing where you can smoke a cigarette and drink a coffee while talking and pointing at the same time with your smoking hand and not burn yourself or others.

Remember that your hairdresser is not bound by the same client patient privilege that you and your doctor are.

A trip to Monte Carlo and Barcelona is now on the cards following the Grand Prix and the Champions League home coming celebrations.

This month your destiny has started work on thinking up the plot for Hangover 4.

 

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