Taurus - June 2011 - Funny Horoscope

You are about to be invited to a full tux and white tie dinner. There must be a Dummies book for this, but if there isn't it looks like the planets are looking at you to write one.

Is this the month that you find a real word that rhymes with Orange?

Claims that you have been placed into a medically induced coma is your least believable excuse for missing a meeting or a party this month.

This month your destiny is getting some middle aged spread.

 

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