Scorpio - June 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Driving really really really slowly, so that small children walking could walk faster than you are driving, on the public highway is well starred this month, with only a 17% chance you will be pulled over by the police for assumed drunk driving (DUI).

Secret number 5 of eternal youth is about to be revealed to you in the form of contemporary dance.

Favor potato to rice chips (crisps) this month as they taste much nicer and even though they undoubtedly have more calories in them, potatoes are better starred until October 27th.

This month your destiny may have lost it's steed.

 

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