Sagittarius - June 2011 - Funny Horoscope

'Fortune favors the foolish' is your lucky saying this month, especially on Tuesdays, and when you are about to begin some sort of large scale or potentially disastrous project.

Who would come out on top between Scooby Doo vs Top Cat? That's your retro cartoon riddle of the month.

If you are feeling down, cover your head completely with cotton candy and get an animal with a large tongue to lick it all off. Safety tip: Only do this with an animal that can't fit your whole head into its mouth.

This month your destiny is feeling plucky.

 

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