Pisces - June 2011 - Funny Horoscope

The ability to open locked doors with a credit card has always seemed unlikely to you, but there was a time on the television not too long ago when that happened an awful lot. The planets think now is the time to try it for yourself. Make sure you use only expired credit cards until you get the hang of it.

Levitation is a trick, but how does the magician do it? The only way to satiate your desire for knowledge is to somehow blag your way on stage. Look behind the magician, the answer is within grasp.

Embrace the swami with the brown eyes and the wispy beard.

This month your destiny is like this kitten:

 

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