Leo - June 2011 - Funny Horoscope

Fall colors are about to become lucky just as summer arrives. Your fashion intuition is about to be confronted with a bewildering array of options some of which don't seem to match. Be careful, your position of fashion guru amongst certain people who follow your every fashion move is about to be severely tested.

Dog napping, burglarizing expensive apartments and not paying for your newspaper in the shop are your least lucky crimes this month.

A wrestling mask is your only hope of concealing your true identity for much of the month. But even though you may feel your attire warrants it, flying clothes lines, popular with most pro wrestlers, are more likely to break your own arm than do any damage to your opponent.

This month your destiny fancies itself in a beard.

 

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